Top 10 Porn Movies
Top 10 Porn Movies of 2013
If you’re reading this and looking for parodies for a good laugh, you’re in the right place.
After finding these movie gems you’ll laugh out of satisfaction, excitement with never ending climax and joy; if you know what I mean. But be warned these aren’t for the faint hearted. Read all the way and discover something profound about the endeavours of this post and of course, have a good laugh. Coming up with this list was decided upon; how many views; how much was spent and how much these films have gained. You can easily find these films in websites like Elegant Angel, Brazzers.
Did you ever wonder what would happen if you turn pirates of the Caribbean into a porn movie? How about having to watch your favorite comedy turn into a no bars held titty fest? If you watched titanic, you’re going to love this even more. These films come from the fantasies you make up after watching the real thing.
Here are the what-ifs and what-could’ve-been’s that you can’t resist to just think of, when you lie down at night and fantasize about that chick who killed jack sparrow or maybe you think of that girl in spider man and you can’t help but reach down grab the remote and pause; or grab something else and crank the volume up. This list will make you jerk off. Until your dry and I can’t say I blame you. It’s also porn afterall. So enjoy watching these porn films because you will have the time of your life!
Pirates 1 and Pirates 2 the revenge of Stagnetti
1st on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
Here’s one that parodies the famous Pirates of the Caribbean without the famous men to distract you from the beautiful ladies on board. These women look like they’re going to give you the ride of your life! You can shout for help and jump off deck, though some of the men might opt to just shout man overboard without throwing the life line for less competition and more me and beautiful lady time. Some might just say parly with a grin on their faces just to stay in the midst of those stunning women that command the pirate ship. This is the best of our Top 10 Porn Movies. Watch it on Digital Playground. Watch it on Wikipedia
Wolverine XXX
2nd on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
Unbreakable skeleton, retractable adamantium claws. Healing ability that reverses nearly any wound, Axel Braun presents his new epic superhero Wolverine! Axel, brings us to Wolverines past that is shrouded by mystery. He spent years trying to unravel the layers of his own history, while doing so, he calls himself Logan. In search for his roots he has Domino, a female mutant with luck abilities that may help Wolverine piece together the pieces of his past. To find clarity they have to search for the sinister Sabretooth. Battle Lady Deathstrike and Deadpool. The strength of the three overwhelms them and only with Phoenix and Rogues help can they achieve victory.
Le Dick-Tator
3rd on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
Have you ever imagined being a dictator? Well if had, then you’d probably get jealous because this Parody film of “The Dictator (2012)” will make want to be one. The sad part is that trying to become a dictator is a “long and hard process” so for those you might get bored of trying have the political position of dictatorship then you will just have to settle watching this film, it about a dictator similar to the movie who gets to order everyone to please himself. The movie was racy enough so making a parody is just the cherry on top for those people who have fantasies of dictatorship.
The Walking Dead
4th on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
When there’s no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth; that’s what most zombie apocalyptic movies slogans say. The Walking Dead – A Hardcore Parody is different, “Fear the dead and Fuck the living” this film is said to be Burning Angels Entertainments’ most expensive porn film of all time. The actors and actresses that make this movie more entertaining are porn queen Joanna Angel, Kleio, Sierra Cure, Skin Diamond, Jessie Lee and more. The characters journey and battle through a post-apocalyptic waste land where they are chased and dominated by the horny, flesh craving walkers.
Breaking Bad
5th on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
Just like the original series, this parody has the same structure as the original series they just have different details, in the original Walter becomes meth cook, in this parody film, Walter becomes an Adult film maker, and in the end of both, Walter just can’t get enough so he makes more and more meth/porn. The films cast members are Chanel Preston, Brandy Aniston and Lexi Belle, The series was great and became a hit but wait until you finished watching this because this film give the same addiction the original series has given you. Breaking it bad has never been this exciting.
Man of Steel XXX
6th on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s Superman with a whole new twist! Axel Braun the legendary director now gives us a better version of the all- American Superhero. The story veers into a darker, moodier and bolder look. After a freak accident, Clark leaves Lois, burns his costume and returns to Smallville to get back with is former romance Lana Lang, but president Luthor has other plans and involves the silver banshee and Bizaroo. This has more action, more drama, and most importantly more sex than any of the movies mainstream remakes. This especially is what Axel Baun fans are looking for exceptional quality and attention to detail.
The Hangover Parody
7th on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
Three horny close friends lost their soon to be married pal in Las Vegas at his bachelor party, the outcome of their shenanigans is quite astounding, they try to remember what happened last night and retraced their steps. As their memory comes back they soon realised that they encountered some pretty unforgettable moments of misadventure, a whole lot of pussy that no one could’ve hoped for and of course danger, this parody film is a no-holds barred adult movie which will definitely make you laugh out loud just like the original film, only that this is so much better because you get to see the actual action.
Bitanic
2nd on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
Yes you guessed it right! It’s a parody of the famous titanic, with more steamy hot love than usual and you’ll have it both ways! You can cry out of pure joy after watching this love story. Jack and Rose will not be the only names you’ll be calling out after you watched this movie. Although, if you’re not a fan of the two way love affair stick around for the story. It might surprise you that a love story this unique can get you to ideas and possibilities uncharted. Maybe you’ll get to pick from two choices or have both or maybe three way is your type then you might find this movie appealing.
Iron Man XXX
9th on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
An action-packed porn parody of the story of billionaire playboy philanthropist Tony Stark – Iron Man and his *cough* iron man, this film is directed by the great porn director Axel Braun and produced by Power house Vivid Entertainment. Plot goes like this but not in the exact order. Tony Stark is kidnapped and was forced to create a fatal weapon, because of his intelligence and wit he gets to escape from his captors, then saves the world, fight evil and has sex, a lot of sex.
Star Wars XXX
10th on Top 10 Porn Movies Ranking
May the Force be with you as one bids luck for the endeavors of another. Axel Braun and Vivid entertainment, teamed up to give the famous verse a better turn around. May the farce be with you! Here is one of the most ambitious porn movies ever made. While the original movie gives action to portray and give good and evil difference, this movie will give you more action to portray ones choice or ones luck. Will Leia give in to the dark side of the force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky?These questions will run through your mind. To get the answer and find out more watch Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody! This is the last of our top 10 porn movies.
How do you find these Top 10 Porn Movies?
If you think that the original films showed less skin, then watching these films would definitely satisfy what the original has not offered, these films have became top films because the original films of these parodies and remakes have topped the charts and have been on top grossing TV series and films. And so most likely their porn version would also top the charts. The porn industry produces the best films because it caters to the uncatered fantasies of the common man and makes it a reality for him. This list of the top 10 porn movies are definitely one of the list you should have and make sure you watch these films because they will give the effect as what the original has given you, or even give a better feel than what the they have given you if you know what I mean.
